Reason why ladies hate doctors



Prior to surgery before giving Anesthesia Doctor asked Lady: "

Whats Your Age Madam? "

LADY : 24 years!

DOCTOR: Madam are you sure this is correct age? Because the amount of Anesthesia will depend upon your age.

LADY : 30 years!

DOCTOR : Look Madam… it’s upto u. Lesser amount of Anesthesia could wake u up during operation and u could go into comma as well.

LADY: 38…

DOCTOR : ( Once again…) Look Madam… if u are not gonna tell me ur real age then wrong amount of Anesthesia will directly affect your livers and they may fail as well.

LADY:, screamed and said : “49! That’s it, I am done.” :flushed::flushed::flushed::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::laughing::laughing:

As doctors always try to create a good rapport, make sure u get the best patient history or otherwise u will end up with wrong diagnosis. And as patient ur cooperation is so important or otherwise ur lie can cost u an unnecessary spending on lab tests and imaging request. Atimes even ur live