The Vaginal PET

The Vaginal PET

First, even if the scientific and Latin term is well ′′ flatus vaginalis ′′ (yes, yes, vaginal flatulence), let’s stop talking about ′′ frout ′′ (contraction between ′′ fouffe ′′ and ′′ prout ′′), ′′ fart de fouffe ′′ or ′′ pussy prouts ". Because ′′ fart term is not appropriate ". Simply because ′′ it has nothing to do with fermentations or gases: it’s air that penetrates the vagina and who just evacuates ".

But then why do they make noise (instead of being as quiet as your breathing, at least when you don’t have a clogged nose)? ′′ When air penetrates into a closed place, it needs to come out. And if the orifice is a little closed, it will produce a sound, kind of like a musical instrument ", described with poetry the gynecologist.

  1. This is not disgusting.

So even if the noise reminds us of fart, we must radically distinguish this phenomenon of air that is expelled from vagina and flatulence.

′′ People may be embarrassed due to a psychological phenomenon of association. The sound element can cause a disgusting reaction because it can be evocative of a fart and excretion (just like the chewing sounds associated with sphincter noise). Location, at the seat level, can also be evocative of impurity, dirt. But they are cultural associations."

Remember that vaginal farts are nothing dirty.

  1. This is odorless.

Besides, if air comes out of your vagina or your partner’s, it won’t smell bad. ′′ This is completely odorless ".

  1. And this happens to all women.

Well, now that you know there’s nothing embarrassing about air coming out of your vagina, you can continue to relate and tell yourself it happens to all women. No matter how old they are ′′ This is a relatively ordinary phenomenon ′′

  1. This happens especially during sex.

And this little noise is particularly heard in intimate moments. ′′ During sexual intercourse, the vagina increases in size ". Obviously, it increases the possibility of air entering it: the more you open, the more the air penetrates.

′′ When the woman is excited, her vaginal cavity expands. This can produce an air call.“Then, simply, ′′ Once the air is in and if the vagina contracts, for a mechanical reason or lack of excitement, there will be an air eviction”, adds the sexologist. And if a penis, fingers or sex toys are also there, it will produce a pressure effect that can bring it out in a more or less loud way.

  1. But it’s not necessarily a matter of position.

You are now wondering if there are any positions to avoid. ′′ Not every vagina looks alike, it depends on the particular morphology of each person’s vagina. And it’s less about position than about manipulation. Example: ′′ If you make a scissor movement with your fingers, the introduction of air is more likely than if you insert one or two fingers into the vagina without making this type of movement. Same if you blow air in the vagina during oral report." Logic.

  1. It can also be a matter of muscle.

If all women have already evacuated air from their vaginal cavity, ′′ The phenomenon of vagina air eviction is all the more likely because the vagina is hypotonic. The very large majority of women involved are those who actually have a rather weak perineum."

Most of them are young women who gave birth on a low basis, especially those ′′ who had a big baby and a long and difficult childbirth ". Paradox: big athletes also risk having a little muscular. Some sports are indeed weakening this region. This is the case with running, tonic gymnastics or even abs, as the abdominal impacts and pressures will damage the muscle of the perineum and make it less efficient. Same for some women chronically constipated: ′′ the repeated abdominal push efforts on their pelvic floor ′′ to go to the saddle will weaken their perinea. Not to mention all those who don’t have a basic tonic perineum.

  1. Who says pet vaginal does not say medical problem.

Beware, ′′ You must not believe that if your vagina makes noise, you must have a problem with the tonicity of the perineum ", recalls the Vice-President of the CNGOF. ′′ It’s a purely natural phenomenon. Above all, don’t dramatize or imagine that this is the first sign of a morbid relaxation of vaginal musculature ",

  1. Menstrual cycle can affect vaginal farts.

Most importantly, as noted that ′′ perineal muscle is hormonodependent ". More specifically, ′′ some women feel a temporary perineal weakness during ovulation or during their periods ".

  1. A visit to the physiotherapist can do good.

If however these vaginal noises often take place, even at rest, and if associated with other discomfort, such as urinary leaks and lack of feeling during reports or water that fits into your vagina when you take a bath or go to the pool, it is advised to do perineal gymnastics ′′ to (re) become aware of the muscles surrounding the vagina."

There is no specific exercise, says the physiotherapist, which advises to consult a physiotherapist before doing the workouts at home, simply because ′′ women know their perinea badly, so some will contract the glutes or the stomach rather than the perineum ".

  1. You can also use geisha balls.

You can also get geisha balls specially designed for perineal rehab that will allow you to do this gymnastics at home. It can be ′′ simply placing the ball in the vagina and doing things everyday at home; a geisha ball actually contains a small ball which, when it crashes with the ball, causes a vibration, which brings to a reflex perineal contraction.

Walking, stopping, sitting, getting up will therefore cause these reflex contractions “. Another possible exercise, to repeat 30 times, in a sitting or lying position: ′′ Place the geisha ball and contract your perinea strong during 6 seconds, release 12 seconds.”

  1. And it’s up to you to make it a sex game.

And since we’re talking about geisha balls, let’s talk about sex again. ′′ There is no fatality in combining air expelled from vagina and flatulence ", punctuates the sexology professor. After all, your hands too can produce fart-like noises but you are not caught from a high-heart every time you see a finger approaching you!

′′ It’s up to lovers to recontextualize this more appetizing way. We could associate this noise with the sound of a bottle of champagne that we unclog: it’s less derogatory and tastier." Another possibility: ′′ Cause this noise during erotic games by blowing in your partner’s vagina for example."

IMPORTANT: Rest assured, vaginal fart has in common with its anal counterpart only its lack of discretion. Here no digestive disorder or nauseous smell. Just air, nothing but air.